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Andy, about to send a ball packing on #2. |
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Nice follow-through... |
Diamond Doug, on the wrong fairway instead of the actual hole he was playing. (I did this twice today, so I can't mock him!) |
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Bubba |
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| It looks like it is going in the cup, but unfortunately it missed just right of the cup. |
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Rob and Talarico |
One re-putt that went "just a little outside!"
Rules Committee Note: Andy was just re-putting for giggles because our Commish and Crew were not yet coming down the fairway.
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John Rennan driving without steering... |
Our Commish hitting a fancy little knock-down approach that trickled within twelve feet behind the cup. |
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The Commissioner! Yes Sir! |
We had so little fun...
The whole day just sucked...
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Brian |
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"Send in the clowns..." |
"Add one more clown..." |
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The Dackleford Putting Method |
It looks like it went in, but it missed. |
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Proof that this one actually went in. |
The Dackleford Scoring System,
churning results at 1200 baud per Dackle. |
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91 with 4.25 Dackleford points and half a point for a single ball used on 18 holes divided by 1.85 Bratwursts and two beers... |
The Dackleford Scoring System in full churn, reducing to chum... |
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1/4-point for a nice shirt |
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| The Commissioner, Event Winner Rob, and Vice Commissioner Andy, who has plenty of Vice to go around... |
Rob actually looking at the trophy (Andy made it), of two early worms mating. |
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Rob shot an 84! Fantastic score!
Dackleford Scoring Points become nearly
moot with a raw score of 84!
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| The Formal Dining Banquet Parking Lot in the elegant LPGC Lower Parking Lot after the 18th hole. It was a catered affair, with buns, diced onions and salsa in the back of Dack's super-ultra beater Ford station wagon. |
Our Commish painted this sign! He is an actual employee of the prestigious Lester Park non-Tournament of un-Players Champions (non-T-un-PC) Golf Course and Condom-inium Complex. (actual used condoms in the parking lot...er, I mean fabulous banquet dining area!) |
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| The Formal Banquet. Notice how Doug is loftily staring into the heavens due to the fine catered bratwurst and salsa cuisine, and a few glasses of beer. |
Our Commish, tending the last over-batch of bratwurst. There was a used condom on the parking lot surface behind Doug's van, by the way. Top notch, all the way, baby! See the chef's cutting board and salsa station area in the back of Dack's Ford wagon? I wasn't kidding. |
